Forget the Academy Awards...

... What is going on with South Dakota?!?!? Are you joking me? The government wants women to keep babies from incest and rape? WHa-? And why hasn't there been a follow-up sotry (or a dozen) about the University of Colorado study proving the ice is melting in both Antartica and the North Pole? Why are there a hundred stories on whether or not Jon Stewart flopped and on the "gay heartbreak" over the Oscars' snub? IS EVERYONE ASLEEP?!