Channeling Susan Dey

What is the deal with you shoving your fingers as far down your throat as you possibly can? It's like you're a teenage pop star or something. What's even more disturbing is how you will shove index to pinkie fingers down your gullet, gag, and then laugh, like it's freaking hilarious to make your body do this. I swear, one day you will succeed in bringing your lunch back up when you do this, and then you will scare yourself, and perhaps only then, once you re-taste your food, you will cease and desist. You weirdo.