What Rhymes With 'Schmuck?'

Hey, my grandma may see this post, so there's no way you'd get me to write that. I'm losing it; I accused the hubbin of staying out late last night because he didn't like me anymore, when in reality, I know it's because he's working his cute butt off so that I can stay home with the kidnik (yeah, okay, the 16-hour work day yesterday ended in cocktails - many, many cocktails I cannot have for another six months and two weeks - but he deserves them. Drink up, Philco; have one on moi). For crying out loud; I waggled a finger at him and said it seemed suspicious he was dressing so nice. Dressing so nice?!? In a world where appearances matter? How dare he? I must send flowers, cook a nice meal, something. Schmuck, schmuck me.