The End of Civilization

Everyone, raise your hand if you have a husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend who is a compulsive gamer. Yeah, me, too. He's downstairs right now with his brother and two friends, all of them playing Civilization or Ages of Empire or some world domination-type strategy game. Like they don't play that enough in the work world. Tonight, it's been 4.5 hours, and counting. Methinks I need me a really annoying time-suck that will gnaw at the precious free time I have with my family. Other than this activity, of course.